What a Wonderful World

Mon, 10 Apr 2006 02:29:49 GMT

This will be my last summer in Newburyport as a Newburyport citizen. Next Saturday, I will be moving to Salem, and will thereby officially reside in Salem. Let's make this summer count - If I love, or have loved you, or if you love me, or have ever loved me, for the love of God, let's make this summer count. I'm not drunk or anything - I just had one of the best conversations I've ever had with my brother, and I realize now that I have been blessed with the family I have. I've always known, but never realized. Sure I complain about my mom, and different things along the like, and there are problems in my family, but surely, I have been blessed. I love them all so much. I love you all, my friends, so much, and I want to see who I can before I'm no longer the coolest thing in Newburyport. I grew up in boring, and I miss it already. Leave a message here, call me, email me, get me on myspace, come to my house, run into me - Talk to me. This is the end of Newburyport+Greg.

Fri, 30 Sep 2005 05:06:48 GMT

COME SEE MY SHOW FRIDAY AND SATURDAY NIGHT

SHOW TONIGHT CAT

Sat, 20 Aug 2005 20:10:52 GMT

Come see Greg&Jeff perform tonight at The Campfire!

58 Macy st. in Amesbury, MA

Show starts at 8pm

No cover charge, but apparently donations are requested -- Who knew?

DEBUT OF TWO BRAND NEW SONGS!
FIRST LIVE PERFORMANCES OF TWO SONGS FROM OUR CD!
SECRET SPECIAL GUEST APPEARANCE!
ACAPELLA ACTION!
FREE AUTOGRAPHS!
CD's!
GREG!
JEFF!

Things to bring for us, if you want to be a groupie:
Cigarettes
Sandwiches
Juice
Alcohol

Also performing that night...
Murdertron 500 Billion
James Price
Kevin Hardin
Alex Black
Jim Ether
and more!

BE THERE OR RISK MY HATING YOU - NO JOKE! IF YOU AREN'T HERE, AND I LEARN YOU DID NOTHING ALL NIGHT, THERE WILL BE HELL TO PAY FOR IT!

DINKASAURUS

Wed, 13 Jul 2005 22:56:04 GMT

If we've done this dance before, don't bother, otherwise, knock yourself out.

1. Reply with your name and I will write something I like about you.
2. I will then tell what song reminds me of you.
3. I'll tell you what item of clothing I'd love to steal from your closet.
4. I will name a single word that best describes you.
5. I'll tell you the most memorable moment I've had with you.
6. I will tell you what color you remind me of.
7. I will tell you what animal I believe you evolved from. [This is kind of odd..but ok. Ill do it.]
8. Put this in your journal. [If you have one]

SURVEY SAYS

Wed, 13 Jul 2005 06:51:02 GMT

I GOT WATERCOLORS AGAIN

B O N J O U R

Mon, 11 Jul 2005 19:07:37 GMT

Assumptions make a sour Bon Voyage

GOOD MORNING GREG LOOK AT WHAT YOU FOUND

Fri, 08 Jul 2005 14:55:43 GMT

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM THAT FEELS GOOD THANKS YOU TOO

HOLY SHIT

Sun, 03 Jul 2005 20:08:57 GMT

SHUT THE FUCK UP

KRISS KROSS'LL MAKE YA

Wed, 29 Jun 2005 23:41:33 GMT

JUMP JUMP

Tue, 28 Jun 2005 06:55:03 GMT

OOPSY DAISY

SNAKE RATTLE AND ROLL

Tue, 28 Jun 2005 01:30:39 GMT

DOO DOO!

SNAKE RATTLE AND ROLL

DOO DOO!

DOO DOODLE DOO DOO DOO-DOO DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM!

DOO DOO DOO DOODLOO DOO - DOO DOO!

DOO

DOO DOO DOO-DOO DOO!

Sun, 26 Jun 2005 21:18:48 GMT

"If I sold you my soul, could I grow breasts?"

GOOD WOMAN GRAB YOUR FELLA GIVE HIS THUMB A TUG-TUG

Sun, 26 Jun 2005 19:13:52 GMT

Thank god for a good pal stepping in last minute and saving what would have otherwise been a wasted Saturday night. Probably shouldn't have been as surprised/upset over the way things work as I was, but hey, who am I say? This time I got lucky, and I learned a little. Let's see how it goes next time.

I'm going to go get some watercolors, it's long overdue.

HEY ASSHOLE LOOK AT THIS

Sat, 18 Jun 2005 02:56:04 GMT

TOMORROW, June 18th
The Tannery is celebrating:
Its fancy-dance anniversary.
Its new building, mill five.

There will be an all day fair type thing.
It's IMPORTANT you show up, especially from the hours of 4-10pm.

MORE SPECIFICALLY from 5-5:30pm.

Greg&Jeff will have their first show.
We will be performing never before heard jams, in addition to some favorites from our CD "Stupid Songs for Stupid People".

TOTALLY LIVE ACTION!!!!!!!!

This show has been about 14 years in the making. Missing it would make you the fucking stupidest asshole on the face of the planet, bar-none, hands down, period, no questions asked. And remember, only a true dickhead would be comfortable being that level of a fucking stupid asshole. Just saying.

In addition to performing, we'll be shilling our amazing CD(s, depending), and MC'ing the entire night's event.

Any reason you have to not be there is just one more reason for you to be viewed as a MAJOR prick, remember that.

SO SHOW UP!!!

LISTEN

Mon, 13 Jun 2005 07:07:12 GMT

This Saturday, June 18th
The Tannery is celebrating:
Its fancy-dance anniversary.
Its new building, mill five.

There will be an all day fair type thing.
It's IMPORTANT you show up, especially from the hours of 4-10pm.

MORE SPECIFICALLY from 5-5:30pm.

Greg&Jeff will have their first show.
We will be performing never before heard jams, in addition to some favorites from our CD "Stupid Songs for Stupid People".

TOTALLY LIVE ACTION!!!!!!!!

This show has been about 14 years in the making. Missing it would make you the fucking stupidest asshole on the face of the planet, bar-none, hands down, period, no questions asked. And remember, only a true dickhead would be comfortable being that level of a fucking stupid asshole. Just saying.

In addition to performing, we'll be shilling our amazing CD(s, depending), and MC'ing the entire night's event.

Any reason you have to not be there is just one more reason for you to be viewed as a MAJOR prick, remember that.

SO SHOW UP!!!

Mon, 06 Jun 2005 01:41:58 GMT

The time has finally arrived.

"Stupid Songs for Stupid People" is now available.

20 hit songs!

Songs like:
"Here Comes the Cat"
"The Hardest Decision"
"Ted the Astronaut"
"Twist and Punch"
"Charlie's Family"
and
"Coffee and Tea"

!!!FOR ONLY $5!!!

THAT'S 20/TWENTY/XX SONGS FOR ONLY $5

Interested? Contact Greg or Jeff through this, the telephone, AIM, on the street, or Email

ItsGregGlenn@Gregparty.com

MAY I? GET IT? MAY. IT IS MAY.

Sun, 29 May 2005 01:48:05 GMT

Here's what's up:

-I'm employed
-I have a bike
-Me and Jeff have a CD
-Poetry's been lagging
-Skits/Monologues on an upturn
-Tour looks interesting
-Now I am 20

Thaaaat's May

Fri, 27 May 2005 06:37:36 GMT

I'd LOVE to watch people say what they internet-say in public.

Oh man, my knuckles would BLEED.

When I burp

Wed, 25 May 2005 07:48:07 GMT

It tastes like irish whiskey and pizza

right now at least

Sun, 22 May 2005 05:23:35 GMT

You scored as Johnny Damon. You are Johnny Damon!! You are very down-to-earth and like to joke around a lot. This is apparent through your appearance. You are known for looking unkempt, perhaps even caveman-like, but everyone loves you for it. Oh yea... Johnny is my homeboy!

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WHOOPTY SHIT

Wed, 18 May 2005 18:05:13 GMT

It's my birthday

OH YEAH

Sun, 15 May 2005 20:49:43 GMT

IT'S MOTHERFUCKIN JEFF MARCUS' BIRTHDAY

ONEXONE at the ZEITGEIST GALLERY in CAMBRIDGE

Thu, 12 May 2005 16:33:41 GMT

Come see ME ME ME ME ME GREG GLENN GREG GREGORY GREG GREG ME ME ME GREG G. In the 1x1 Monologue Festival going on at the Zeitgeist Gallery in Cambridge. TOMORROW!!! FRIDAY NIGHT!!! The show starts at 8:30, and afterward there will be AMAZING music.

I'll be in:
Greg G. vs. the Devil
and
According to Tom

COME SEE IT! I KNOW YOU'VE SEEN THIS MESSAGE!! COME!!!

Zeitgeist Gallery
1353 Cambridge Street
Cambridge, MA

ONE WEEK

Wed, 11 May 2005 17:16:33 GMT

Today is Lindsay's birthday. In one week, it'll be my birthday as well. I'm awfully excited.

See?

AGE 0

Thu, 28 Apr 2005 21:23:13 GMT

In honor of my 20th birthday, I will be counting down the years, looking at some highlights, these following 20 days.

We start at age 0, and 1985.

-First, and foremost, I was born. That's really all that matters, ever, in the history of the world.
-America was laughing at the magical comedy stylings of genius Harry Anderson.
-My parents had been married 2 years.
-Miles away in Newburyport, Jeff Marcus, also center of the universe, is born.

In other news, I'm putting the finishing touches on a musical piece of mine, and will HOPEfully be finishing my book soon.

That is all.

Greg g