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10:22pm 09/04/2006
  This will be my last summer in Newburyport as a Newburyport citizen. Next Saturday, I will be moving to Salem, and will thereby officially reside in Salem. Let's make this summer count - If I love, or have loved you, or if you love me, or have ever loved me, for the love of God, let's make this summer count. I'm not drunk or anything - I just had one of the best conversations I've ever had with my brother, and I realize now that I have been blessed with the family I have. I've always known, but never realized. Sure I complain about my mom, and different things along the like, and there are problems in my family, but surely, I have been blessed. I love them all so much. I love you all, my friends, so much, and I want to see who I can before I'm no longer the coolest thing in Newburyport. I grew up in boring, and I miss it already. Leave a message here, call me, email me, get me on myspace, come to my house, run into me - Talk to me. This is the end of Newburyport+Greg.  
     

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01:06am 30/09/2005
  COME SEE MY SHOW FRIDAY AND SATURDAY NIGHT

SEE IT
 
     

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SHOW TONIGHT CAT   
04:08pm 20/08/2005
  Come see Greg&Jeff perform tonight at The Campfire!

58 Macy st. in Amesbury, MA

Show starts at 8pm

No cover charge, but apparently donations are requested -- Who knew?

DEBUT OF TWO BRAND NEW SONGS!
FIRST LIVE PERFORMANCES OF TWO SONGS FROM OUR CD!
SECRET SPECIAL GUEST APPEARANCE!
ACAPELLA ACTION!
FREE AUTOGRAPHS!
CD's!
GREG!
JEFF!

Things to bring for us, if you want to be a groupie:
Cigarettes
Sandwiches
Juice
Alcohol

Also performing that night...
Murdertron 500 Billion
James Price
Kevin Hardin
Alex Black
Jim Ether
and more!

BE THERE OR RISK MY HATING YOU - NO JOKE! IF YOU AREN'T HERE, AND I LEARN YOU DID NOTHING ALL NIGHT, THERE WILL BE HELL TO PAY FOR IT!
 
     

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DINKASAURUS   
06:55pm 13/07/2005
  If we've done this dance before, don't bother, otherwise, knock yourself out.

1. Reply with your name and I will write something I like about you.
2. I will then tell what song reminds me of you.
3. I'll tell you what item of clothing I'd love to steal from your closet.
4. I will name a single word that best describes you.
5. I'll tell you the most memorable moment I've had with you.
6. I will tell you what color you remind me of.
7. I will tell you what animal I believe you evolved from. [This is kind of odd..but ok. Ill do it.]
8. Put this in your journal. [If you have one]
 
     

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SURVEY SAYS   
02:50am 13/07/2005
  I GOT WATERCOLORS AGAIN  
     

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B O N J O U R   
03:07pm 11/07/2005
  Assumptions make a sour Bon Voyage  
     

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GOOD MORNING GREG LOOK AT WHAT YOU FOUND   
10:55am 08/07/2005
  MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM THAT FEELS GOOD THANKS YOU TOO  
     

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HOLY SHIT   
04:09pm 03/07/2005
  SHUT THE FUCK UP  
     

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KRISS KROSS'LL MAKE YA   
07:41pm 29/06/2005
  JUMP JUMP  
     

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02:55am 28/06/2005
  OOPSY DAISY  
     

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SNAKE RATTLE AND ROLL   
09:30pm 27/06/2005
  DOO DOO!

SNAKE RATTLE AND ROLL

DOO DOO!

DOO DOODLE DOO DOO DOO-DOO DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM!

DOO DOO DOO DOODLOO DOO - DOO DOO!

DOO

DOO DOO DOO-DOO DOO!
 
     

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05:18pm 26/06/2005
  "If I sold you my soul, could I grow breasts?"  
     

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GOOD WOMAN GRAB YOUR FELLA GIVE HIS THUMB A TUG-TUG   
03:13pm 26/06/2005
  Thank god for a good pal stepping in last minute and saving what would have otherwise been a wasted Saturday night. Probably shouldn't have been as surprised/upset over the way things work as I was, but hey, who am I say? This time I got lucky, and I learned a little. Let's see how it goes next time.

I'm going to go get some watercolors, it's long overdue.
 
     

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HEY ASSHOLE LOOK AT THIS   
10:56pm 17/06/2005
  TOMORROW, June 18th
The Tannery is celebrating:
Its fancy-dance anniversary.
Its new building, mill five.

There will be an all day fair type thing.
It's IMPORTANT you show up, especially from the hours of 4-10pm.

MORE SPECIFICALLY from 5-5:30pm.

Greg&Jeff will have their first show.
We will be performing never before heard jams, in addition to some favorites from our CD "Stupid Songs for Stupid People".

TOTALLY LIVE ACTION!!!!!!!!

This show has been about 14 years in the making. Missing it would make you the fucking stupidest asshole on the face of the planet, bar-none, hands down, period, no questions asked. And remember, only a true dickhead would be comfortable being that level of a fucking stupid asshole. Just saying.

In addition to performing, we'll be shilling our amazing CD(s, depending), and MC'ing the entire night's event.

Any reason you have to not be there is just one more reason for you to be viewed as a MAJOR prick, remember that.

SO SHOW UP!!!
 
     

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LISTEN   
02:54am 13/06/2005
  This Saturday, June 18th
The Tannery is celebrating:
Its fancy-dance anniversary.
Its new building, mill five.

There will be an all day fair type thing.
It's IMPORTANT you show up, especially from the hours of 4-10pm.

MORE SPECIFICALLY from 5-5:30pm.

Greg&Jeff will have their first show.
We will be performing never before heard jams, in addition to some favorites from our CD "Stupid Songs for Stupid People".

TOTALLY LIVE ACTION!!!!!!!!

This show has been about 14 years in the making. Missing it would make you the fucking stupidest asshole on the face of the planet, bar-none, hands down, period, no questions asked. And remember, only a true dickhead would be comfortable being that level of a fucking stupid asshole. Just saying.

In addition to performing, we'll be shilling our amazing CD(s, depending), and MC'ing the entire night's event.

Any reason you have to not be there is just one more reason for you to be viewed as a MAJOR prick, remember that.

SO SHOW UP!!!
 
     

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09:40pm 05/06/2005
  The time has finally arrived.

"Stupid Songs for Stupid People" is now available.

20 hit songs!

Songs like:
"Here Comes the Cat"
"The Hardest Decision"
"Ted the Astronaut"
"Twist and Punch"
"Charlie's Family"
and
"Coffee and Tea"

!!!FOR ONLY $5!!!

THAT'S 20/TWENTY/XX SONGS FOR ONLY $5

Interested? Contact Greg or Jeff through this, the telephone, AIM, on the street, or Email

ItsGregGlenn@Gregparty.com
 
     

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MAY I? GET IT? MAY. IT IS MAY.   
09:39pm 28/05/2005
  Here's what's up:

-I'm employed
-I have a bike
-Me and Jeff have a CD
-Poetry's been lagging
-Skits/Monologues on an upturn
-Tour looks interesting
-Now I am 20

Thaaaat's May
 
     

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02:36am 27/05/2005
  I'd LOVE to watch people say what they internet-say in public.

Oh man, my knuckles would BLEED.
 
     

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When I burp   
03:48am 25/05/2005
  It tastes like irish whiskey and pizza


right now at least
 
     

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01:24am 22/05/2005
 
You scored as Johnny Damon. You are Johnny Damon!! You are very down-to-earth and like to joke around a lot. This is apparent through your appearance. You are known for looking unkempt, perhaps even caveman-like, but everyone loves you for it. Oh yea... Johnny is my homeboy!

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